I don’t care if school is shitty tomorrow cuz I have about two hours of new stuff to watch yeahhh
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
we went on a field trip to the zoo last week
i don’t feel fine // a dee reynolds fanmix // listen on 8tracks
1. you know what i mean - cults // 2. this lonely morning - best coast // 3. teen idle - marina and the diamonds // 4. shadows - warpaint // 5. one - aimee mann // 6. holding on for life - broken bells // 7. oh my god - ida maria // 8. acid tongue - jenny lewis